Saturday, June 12, 2010

The Gospel According to Ed and Kelly Kang

The Gospel According to Ed and Kelly Kang

The Gospel
According to Ed and Kelly Kang

Kang 1:1
Do not disagree with your leaders, since they are always right. If you disagree, go to Golden Gate Theological Seminary and pray until you realize you are deadly wrong. Your leaders love you. And love covers over a multitude of wrong decisions, incomplete facts, narrow-mindedness, personality disorders and authoritarianism .

Kang 1:2
For who is your authority? If you say the Word of God, you only kid yourself since you are unable to decipher the depths of the Word on your own. So do not think you are standing firm unless you are pleasing Ed and Kelly.



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